26 + 26 = 54

[carpman] write once, exception everywhere

[wmat] erection jihad

[mranostay] anyone have any dead bodies they need buried?

[mranostay] purr less hiss more

[av500] open source is mostly ok, unless it has a GUI

[mdp] there are no innocents

[mranostay] make boobs not noobs

[alan_o] dongleboobie

[carpman] I want a harm radio

[mdp] I will decide what is correct

[mranostay] wordplay is the foreplay of swearing

[panto] I invented the question mark!

[mdp] bitcoin vegan stripper groupies

[mranostay] troll to live, live to troll

[mdp] this is very exciting!

[mru] bbb == beer, boobs, bullets

[mranostay] crazy is the new sane

[mdp] c++ is never fun except as a drunken party trick

[mdp] there are no dongle quotes

[mranostay] children need hookers too

[av500] Latex, Mutex, Semtex

[mranostay] I steal wildlife cameras when drunk

[mdp] 3 lesbian women in the same room is a serious revenue opportunity

[mranostay] nobody here has "friends"

[mranostay] where there are boobs there is a way

[mdp] greed is good

[Russ] verilog can either make you feel like a god, or as if you've descended into some horrible hell

[Russ] whatever you do, don't pet the watchcat

[_av500_] I heard denix does it in starterware

[_av500_] pizza is only good in the original Klingon version

* mranostay wonders what canadian porn is like

[mdp] there's nothing I like better than a useless application

[mranostay] I never want to have sex again

* mranostay enjoys fuzzy love

[Crofton] remember, I will deny anything I say in this channel

[panto] facts have a pragmatist bias

[mdp] I prefer it to be utterly terrible

[dm8tbr] great trolls click alike

[_av500_] I'm so scared mranostay might get abducted and sold for parts

* mranostay wants world peace and two hookers

[_av500_] I always lie

[_av500_] excel is the Arduino for suits

[mranostay] troll everything!

* alan_o sleeps in a thong

[mdp] maybe buy some vegans if necessary

[mdp] bootloaders exist to bury bodies

[mranostay] all time zones end in texas

[mdp] rpi and lsd have much in common

[bradfa] the ladies like the verilog

[ds2] there are errors in the truth

[mranostay] you think we are nice here?

[mdp] I was all productive today...then _av500_ happened!

[mdp] nobody ever got fired for blaming the french

[emeb] FSF is like the PETA of tech

[koen] if only I could strangle people through the internet

[koen] rpi is the scientology of hardware

* bradfa loves synergy

[mranostay] portland is a virus

[mdp] you can have SEX with that

[mranostay] omg I love fuzzy people!

[av500] my first computer was a guy I bullied into doing my math homework

[KotH] KITTY JIHAD!

[bradfa] MMUs are for pansies

[mranostay] asbestos all things!

* Crofton dresses in asbestos

[emeb] Chocolate trolls - appropriate all year round. A delicious alternative to biting off bunny ears.

[KotH] EMERGENCY JIHAD!

[KotH] diodes do not make good sex toys

* mranostay eyes joel_'s liver

[ka6sox] my moose days are over

[canid] I like java and java still hates me

[mranostay] cameras are sex

[prpplague] if DT had a color it would be pink

[kfoltman] js is not a language, it's a set of hacks

[ds2] sanity is madness

[mranostay] to know ubuntu is to know pain

[KotH] what's funny about 222?

[av500] I copy code from GPL projects

[av500] panto: smite him!

[Russ] if gcc is the disappointing girlfriend, g++ must be the bipolar mistress

[mdp] do it do it do it

[mdp] can we get some live ammo to make this interesting?

[_av500_] just burn the place down

[KotH] killing people who eat hersheys is the most fun

[panto] let me bathe in your long-lost misery

[Ahmed_] what does google mean?

[Russ] my clock goes to 13

[_av500_] somebody is confused on the internet

[bradfa] I want a pony that doesn't require perl

[ds2] thou shalt refrain from using systemd

[panto] sanity is not our strong point

[PeteVA] I have the codes

* kfoltman is a non-XML parent

[mdp] rome is churning

[KotH] ARGHH! A datasheet in FRENCH!

[av500] I hate everything

[pb__] souls are for the weak.

[KotH] chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate! chocolate!

[jkridner] why do I have to be the mom?

[MILO1234] okay whats a vim?

[bradfa] javascript doesn't deserve to be learned

[bradfa] the internet of arses?

[ka6sox] we aim to please....or at least confuse

[av500] the bone moves in mysterious ways

* mranostay loves fuzzy people

[panto] less jihad, more boobies

[av500] trolls are real

[mranostay] oh baby bitbang me one more time

[bradfa] backstabbing is fun

[SpeedEvil] I went sane once. [SpeedEvil] It wasn't pleasant.

[_av500_] you kill it, we distill it

[mranostay] we have enough quotes for everything now don't we?

[myself] wow, I'm lost

* panto blows up the Eiffel tower

[bradfa] I tell people I have friends on the Internet. They ask me why.

[ka6sox] I always knew JavaScript was a gateway drug

[SpeedEvil] I'm a unicorn Pope

[av500] I can declare an emergency friday if needed

[av500] the problem with Linux is that user space has no Linus [suihkulokki] Andy Rubin did a good job of being a userspace Linus

[av500] deep fried mice

[KotH] chocolate is my FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!

[_av500_] I sin therefore I am

[emeb] three beers define a plane?

[mdp] fex was created on a monday

[mdp] weird, an outdated wiki

* ka6sox pops ds2 off the stack

[mranostay] you needed to sprinkle Bud Light around the good beer [mranostay] like salt to vampires.. germans can't cross a stream of bad beer

[_av500_] mranostay: shut up and get drunk

[windu] I am running Windows 8. Do you think it is a power supply issue?

[georgem] it's like killing kittens. something ubuntu would do

[panto] quick, hide the bears

[ka6sox] hurt me baby, make me compile on a beaglebone

[KotH] EVIL VENDOR DT JIHAD!

[mdp] kanging shall set you free

[KotH] how is that related to kebab?

[ynezz] beerbios

[mdp] we live to offend

[panto] we're all dead and came back as trolls

[PRU_EVTOUT_2] pffft...books? true knowledge comes from irc

[shapr] I like BOTH kinds of microcontrollers, ARM and AVR!

[KotH] there is a lot more to programming than just style and syntax

[panto] linux is not a real time OS, and linus smells of elderberries

[panto] -EMINDBLEACH

[mranostay] javascript is the fountain of youth

[CareBear\] the dude abides [CareBear\] trolls don't abide

[mrpackethead] what the h... is 26-26-54

[Shadyman] I shall dual-wield soldering irons and it shall be glorious

[Guest38364] is it necessary to know arm instructions or can it be done by porting

[RPisces] Ok, so I want to compile C++ code on my beagleboard. Is there a way to use visual studio, or should I just do this with netbeans?

[mranostay] porn has nudity I'm told

[bradfa] shotguns, we need GPIO shotguns

[mru] torvalds shaves

[mdp] can we please stay off topic?

[av500] ban assault printers!

[prpplague] "yo mama is so fat and big, she makes jkridner cloud9 code look small"

[mdp] don't *you* get all numerical with me

[mdp] octotrollbsdcopters

[mranostay] now we are getting silly

[mdp] the crystal ball has more details at conferences with drinks

[alan_o] two trolls guard two sets of exact steps. One always tells the truth, the other is mranostay

[av500] I like öppls

[funman] I don't want to miss an occasion to appear in a fortunes update

[mranostay] need to bitbang something

* mranostay notes this channel is extra random today

[mdp] google google google google

[_av500_] I want the above quote out of context!!

[av500] do I look like a TRM to you?

[mdp] Guest18322, please state your question! [mdp] helpdesk:~> _

[_av500_] I'll do the bludgeoning

[funman] one does not simply read fenrir's code

[mdp] quit trying to confuse me with the facts

[_av500_] some people are wrong

[mranostay] I could use a shot of mercury right now

* mranostay does the ds2 dance

[spaam] kill it with 9!

* mranostay waves guns and beer bottles in the air

[funman] french ought to be enough for everyone

[LetoThe2nd] I just do not feel like repeating. I am a sandworm, not a jukebox!

[_av500_] aholler: you are not a toaster

Vertical alignment is overrated. -- Diego Biurrun

[DonDiego] you're the wrong kind of lazy - you are short-term lazy instead of long-term

[LetoThe2nd] the holy trinity: RMS, RMK, RMA

[robclark] I code, therefore I am

[mdp] anything that's worthwhile doing can be done by bitbanging gpio

[LetoThe2nd] I am totally convinced I would have made a great gay guy. Too bad I am not gay.

[_av500_] ubuntu is a deaf, dumb and blind kid

[mdp] when all you have is a kernel module... [av500] everything looks like an ioctl

[av500] linux is just a gpio driver with side effects

[LetoThe2nd] not exactly pyromaniac. I just like destroying things.

[LetoThe2nd] live fast, troll hard

[LetoThe2nd] YES! LETS GO BURN THINGS!

[badezucker] ubuntu is like having a maid who doesn't speak my language. wants to be helpful. gets in the way.

[_av500_] submarines for everybody \o/

[koen] javascript: write once, lose respect everywhere

[koen] git clown

[_av500_] the devil is just a bunch of registers

[XorA] dumba dumba dumba dumba [ogra_] boom boom boom boom [LetoThe2nd] bawooooooooosh

[therealpro] so who here is actually a professional embedded systems engineer?

[_av500_] badger badger badger badger?

* _av500_ can't do 5 seconds without bacon

* koen wonders how kosher ham radio is

* _av500_ imagines a murder case which is dimissed because the guy was shot in mpeg4

[woglinde] why is there no koen for panda?

[av500] france is porn

[cartman] av500: nice balls

[Sean_McG] beer is love

[Sean_McG] you people are silly

[av500] I rarely joke

* emeb wonders if there's some sort of "development system collector's self-help" group

[koen] people who use the word 'port' in this channel ususally don't know what google is

* gnafu realizes that if we rename "race condition" to "ethnicity condition", removal of such could be referred to as "ethnic cleansing".

* nhg thinks av500 is a lot taller in real life than he is on IRC

[kierank] FIRE, CURVES, WOMEN

* av500 wants kierank in a box

[lu_zero] evil is the new nice

[av500] ogg-bink -> .oink

[spaam] never check the mail

[robclark] it is all controlled by z-order

[peloverde] show me on the doll where fate touched you

[peloverde] I don't think I have enough LSD to look at ogg right now

[BBB] that's fair theft!

[BBB] windows makes babies cry

[ds2] OMG, it is infested with ubuntu!!

[tonu] cockporn

[peloverde] Apparently BBB has no class

[LetoThe2nd] aamallaahaamallaahaaaawallawallabingbong...

[av500] italy has only one true op

* elenril summons reviews * av500 reviews summons

[MrNaz] my underpantaloons are currently rocking

* dalias wonders if antignostic is a word

[av500] elsie always picks the *other* guy

[av500] alt.bizarre.ffmpeg-devel

[ohsix] it's not porn until someone sees it :D [Compn] schrodinger porn

* _av500_ watches "how to fork your own upstream"

* orbarron is not doing videos!!!

[saintdev] omgomgomgzomg!

[elenril] fast code is overrated

[kierank] in the beginning god created a ts file

[mmu] autofools burn in hell

[TypX] French are evil [geal] French are sexy [ILEoo] French are ponies

[Tjoppen] japp, svenska är det official ffspråket

[ds2] LCDs are huge shift registers with side effects

[Crofton] urg [koen] sweeeeeeeet

[trem] nite all, sweet dreams

[k3nt] just asking so I can get amusing answers...

[av500] woglinde: for the record: "aldi never sold dm37xx with a buy one get one free scheme"

* djlewis_ likes fridays on tuesdays and all other days too

* av500 prefers wikileeks

[cwillu_at_work] djlewis_, can I run crysis under wine on a beagle with angstrom? or do I need to port android first?

[av500] coolness is in the fingertip of the beholder

[j-b] java is hell

[dm8tbr] beer + pizza = 54!

[j-b] please use brain, if possible

Engineering is what you do after the product breaks. -- Jason Kridner

* av500 puts a memory barrier around KotH

[_av500_] tell your supervisor to give you a proper project

[cartman] my fate is green

[iive] ok, maybe we should stop talking about fox news. [kierank] talk about the software equivalent, that is xiph

* Lobs ponders how he could "top post" on irc.

* kshishkov is suspicious about alphabet juices

[impulze] anyone here good with asking meta questions?

[janneg] it's either DonDiego or a bot. it complained about trailing whitespace and tabs

[microchip_] bring back Gabu!

[cartman] thank god we have pr0n anyway

[av500] 54!

[DonDiego] this is the most trollish, out-of-context misquote i have heard in years..

[merbzt] we like drama

[koen] I think I'm going to port ffmpeg to beagle C4

koen rule #3: try and find out

[jamuraa] I wonder if it's theoritically possible to run Android without linux [av500] theoritically possible [av500] yes [koen] hurdroid [koen] anhurd [av500] turdroid [koen] andraris [koen] soldroid [koen] anbsdroid [av500] windroid [av500] loldroid [av500] notthedroidyouarelookingfor [koen] andorrhoid [emeb] koen wins

[funman] in a fight between Linus Torvalds and Michael Niedermayer, who would win?

[funman] we'll celebrate it by drinking the blood of quicktime users

[av500] damn, rain is picking up 3db every 5minutes...

I don't recommend Torvalds' version of Linux. -- RMS

[av500] all hail Zorder!

[Dark_Shikari] I-- I didn't do this for y-you. I just h-had some extra asm lying around, th-that's all.

[koen] oh dear, I'm in http://26-26-54.hardwarebug.org/ [koen] that must mean I'm a professional now

[+elenril] inb4 someone quotes this

[_av500_] koen: ti codec hunter? [_av500_] they come out at dusk to transcode [_av500_] on2 is easy to spot, it sheds white papers left and right

[koen] _av500_ knows *it*

* av500 officially announces: FRIDAY!

[barque] ARM sucks [barque] I used an ARM9 in my EDP [barque] slow as all hell

[KotH] BastyCDGS: have you ever heard of the pdp-11? [BastyCDGS] pdp-11? no

[BastyCDGS] what do you mean with moog synth exactly?

[Brokie] i never said I didn't KNOW about the halting problem [Brokie] i said [Brokie] I've never experienced it

Troll Driven Development

* elenril thinks ogg was designed for unreliable minds

* elenril forbids any holes

[djlewis_] Macs and mushrooms

* av500 wants a powdered hub

[elenril] kill first, send patches later

[_av500_] run the code downhill

[courmisch] hey, why *my* jokes don't go to fortunes

[KotH] chocolate is serious business!

[_koen_] did david lynch design xbmc?

[derf] 0 is equivalent to 1.

[funman] ./ worthy news: i can encode into the lego adpcm format! [av500] ah, this is why I overheard my son mentioning ffmpeg to the other kids in the sandbox...

[av500] memory leeks?

[koen] memcpy is murder

last updated: Tue, 20 Oct 2020 00:00:01 +0200